So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have domestic stuff to do later. So there.
6 Rich Sleb Wants To Stay Rich Myleene Klass threw a wobbler at Mil The Younger on The Agenda over the proposed “Mansion Tax”. The poor sleb is only worth eleven million notes. One’s heart fails to bleed.
5 Coulson Holiday Camp Early Release Shock A convicted criminal was let out of jail after serving only five months of an 18 month sentence. The press was not up in arms about this. No surprise there.
4 The Sun Promotes Stalking The Murdoch press encouraged White Van Man from Rochester to turn up uninvited on a woman MP’s doorstep. That looked distinctly threatening – not that the right-leaning commentariat could see this.
3 Tony Parsons – You’re A Clown Calling Myleene Klass a hardworking single mum? Pull the other one.
2 Guido Fawked – Sneering At The Working Class The perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his tame gofer, the odious flannelled fool Henry Cole, called out Labour for their alleged attitude to ordinary working people. They were both sitting in an extremely draughty glasshouse.
1 White Van Manifesto – The Reality The Sun has taken Dan Ware as a mug. He’ll be mad as hell when he finds out.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!