A new comedy genre is sweeping the US Twittersphere,
garnering over 1.4 million followers to hang on the words of the master of the
hairspray and combover combination. I give you Donald J Trump, so, er, take him
away. Please.
Tragedy at the Empire State Building! So Donald wants
someone to go the chair. Er, the only shooters alive right now are the NYPD.
China is stealing from the US? Er, no Don, it’s buying lots
of your debt. Bugger all point getting radged about someone who’s keeping you
afloat.
They left Iraq and Libya without the oil? What was that
about stealing?
How do they get away with high oil prices? You’re a
businessman and you haven’t got a handle on that thing called economics?
The Florida Governor is “managing”
hurricane Isaac? How’s he do that, then? Does he wave a magic wand at it and
shoo it away?
Take the “offensive”
(you certainly are) on the birther issue? What did happen to all that “evidence”
you were going to show the world?
A thousand people honoured you as “Statesman of the year”? That just goes to show that in a country of
300 million, you can find 1,000 gullible and stupid ones.
Don, as a serious source of business and political
intelligence, you’re fired. But as a new source of comedy gold – you’ll do very
nicely. On Twitter idiocy alone, you’re hired. Can’t promise you’ll get paid, mind.
2 comments:
Just think how when oor kingfish was kissing the last Trump's arse to let him vandalise the Aberdeenshire coast with a golf course and then it all went sour. And all over off shore windmills.
^ I did hear that he spoke so poorly of the locals, so often, because the wind power development wasn't shifted far enough out of sight for his liking, that a young man claiming to be his son was calling about the city to apologise on his behalf in a very embarrassed manner.
Presumably there are advantages to being in that position, but... poor sod.
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