So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have domestic stuff to do later. So there.
6 Corbyn Smear - Now It’s Libel The attacks on the Labour leader were broadened to claim that several of the party’s MPs had been in the pay of Eastern bloc agents. It was totally untrue. Again.
5 Cadbury Halal Stupidity Tell some people that chocolate is halal - which it just is, like water and vegetables - and watch them lose it completely.
4 Milo Yiannopoulos Is Bust The over-promoted man-baby withdrew his court case against Simon & Schuster over the piss-poor book they refused to publish. So now he’s completely washed up (except, we now know, for promoting rubbish on Info Wars).
3 Corbyn Provokes Press Meltdown After the smears against the Labour leader came the response. And all Jezza needed to say was “change is coming” for our free and fearless press to lose it. Badly.
2 Guido Fawked - Corbyn Stasi File ISN’T The perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the Guido Fawkes blog had bet the house on there being a file on Jezza held by the former East German security services. There wasn’t one. Another fine mess.
1 UKIP - Arrests Imminent News that the Trump-Russia probe, under the aegis of Robert Mueller, had three indictments ready to go for UK nationals meant only one thing - someone would be coming for Mr Thirsty and his pals.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!