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Monday 20 May 2019

Nigel Farage - The Bent Milkshake Man

While many observers rejoice at the sight of Nigel “Thirsty” Farage getting milkshaked in central Newcastle - right opposite the Monument - and then berating his security goons “total failure … should have seen that coming a mile away”, and wonder why it had not happened rather earlier in the campaign, no-one should lose sight of the mildly inconvenient fact that this is a mere distraction where the Brexit Party is concerned.
Hilarious it may be to see The Great Man looking so utterly miserable at the prospect of his detractors revisiting The Monks’ 1979 hit and reworking the lyrics - “Nice suit, shame about the milkshake” - this is not where Brexit Party watchers should be looking. Even though it wasn’t just funny, but absolutely intercoursing side-splitting.
Look, it's not funny, right?

More relevant is the apparent exploitation of the observation made by The Italian Job’s Mr Bridger: “Camp Freddie, everybody in the world is bent”. To demonstrate this, Nige’s new party has taken on board a fundraiser with, shall we say, an interesting past. It was the Murdoch Sunday Times that stumbled across the story.
I mean, we shouldn't laugh at others' misfortune ...

A disgraced former aide to Nigel Farage who was jailed in America for offering to launder money for drug lords is a fundraiser for the Brexit Party … George Cottrell, a 25-year-old aristocrat known as ‘Posh George’, served as Ukip’s head of fundraising until his arrest by federal agents on charges of extortion, money laundering and fraud in 2016 … Since his release from a federal prison in Arizona after agreeing a plea deal, he has avoided appearing with Farage”. But he is now fundraising for Nige once again.
... it really isn't funny. Not even slightly ...

So it is no surprise that former PM Gordon Brown has decided to intervene, during a speech made in Glasgow today, telling his audience “Nigel Farage says this election is about democracy. Democracy is fatally undermined if unexplained, unreported and thus undeclared and perhaps under the counter and underhand campaign finance - from whom and from where we do not know - is being used to influence the very elections that are at the heart of our democratic system”. The media has at last picked up on this.
... except it is. Bwahaha! YES! Double YES! Triple YES!

Farage’s perma-smiling sidekick Richard Tice was grilled on the issue by Nick Robinson on the Radio 4 Today Programme. “I don’t sit in front of the PayPal account all day, so I don’t know what currencies people are paying in” was his explanation. But, as the Guardian noted, “Asked several times to rule out receipt of such sums from foreign currencies, Tice did not do so”. Pundit reaction was less than totally favourable.
Adam Banks did his sums: “If you accept donations below £500 you don’t have to check who they’re from. But if you don’t check who they’re from, you can’t know if they’re donating £500,000 in £500 chunks. What could possibly go wrong”. MP Chris Bryant added “It would be simple for a foreign power or individual to fund @brexitparty_uk by paying hundreds or thousands of £499 in sterling or other currencies as the party does not even verify names. Our democracy is basically up for sale”.
Tice claimed his party only accepted donations in Sterling. The Observer’s Carole Cadwalladr was on that one sharpish: “Because PayPal converts the donor’s foreign currency INTO sterling. And while you’re there, can you explain exactly what involvement convicted money launderer George Cottrell has with the party?
Just to give Tice a practical demonstration, she added “Here’s new one for you. You’ve just accepted a donation in Hong Kong dollars which PayPal converted into £. Absurd to say your donations are in sterling so that’s ok. You are a British political party accepting foreign donations. As a great patriot, how is that acceptable??
Jo Maugham was not impressed by Tice’s bluster: “Not remotely good enough. Political parties have a clear, positive duty to know whether donations, as defined, are coming from permissible donors. And if they don't know, they have to return them”. And outgoing Green Party MEP Molly Scott Cato confirmed “I have referred Nigel Farage to the European Anti-Fraud Office … Farage is a professional political fraudster. We need to know as a matter of urgency whether his 450K gift from Aaron Banks has been used in fraudulent activities which breach EU rules”. That’s why the milkshake was a distraction.

The Brexit Party is the finest new party money can buy. But who has bought it?
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Anonymous said...

Supporting milkshaking? Pathetic. You've lost your moral compass, if you ever had one.

You'll be watering down your pint of real ale with tears come Friday and the winners will not be throwing anything over anybody. How puerile have the left become, little wonder the people are rejecting it more after each assault.

Tim Fenton said...


Good to see the snowflakes ignoring Farage's goons using excessive force on those attending the Chester Rally.

Also good to see Nige's supporters in favour of their hero sponging off the taxpayer. Along with his pals who get elected.

Anonymous said...

Scare tactics in lieu of argument. One person cannot send £500,000 in £500 chunks, a quick perusal of how PayPal works would show you this and a bit of common sense! Our democracy is not up for sale.

Luckily no one reads this blog otherwise someone might take you task over your headline, think on!

Tim Fenton said...


Yes, no-one reads it, which is why you didn't read it either.

So as you didn't read it, you couldn't possibly have commented.

Have a think about it.

Anonymous said...

I haven't read this either but if I had I would offer this tweet by Daniel Hewitt taken from The Guardian's live feed today:

NEW: Nigel Farage tells me he is “100% confident” the @brexitparty_uk has followed the rules on party funding and 100% confident they haven’t broken the law. I asked him if he’s 100% sure he’s not received a penny from foreign donors outside the UK, he says he “99% sure.”

It seems he was wise to keep that 1% in reserve regarding foreign money.

I would also point out that the milkshake incident could very easily be a set up. Probably not but you never know given his track record with the truth.

Ferdy Fox said...

Thinking! A Farage supporter? Surely not.

Anonymous said...


I read this blog, I agree with every sentiment!
The only person being puerile is you!
Thanks to unreported stories like this coming to light, Nigel Farage has become a lot more visible, to our disdain.
But at least we now know a bullshitter when we see one!

Anonymous said...

Glad to stimulate some sort of debate at last! Although nobody addresses or acknowledges the incorrect scare stories re PayPal. Surely the Russians would buy another party if they could!

I don't enjoy my visits but I will try and arrange for a donation from Venezuela of 1000000Bs, that may be enough to compromise this blog!

James said...

What do you mean, "outgoing Green Party MEP"?

Molly is standing again, and there's every likelihood she'll be returned.

Sam said...

Odd claim by Anonymous that one person cannot send multiple payments from their Paypal account. This is nonsense as I send regular amounts to relatives every week. Paypal is a service similar to a bank. There are no restrictions on how many payments you can make.
And of course in theory if a foreign government like Russia wanted to send multiple payments they would have no problem in setting up 100s of accounts as they amply demonstrated with Brexit and the Trump election.