Top Six - May 3

So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have shopping to do later. So there.

6 Boris Shuns His Own Voters London’s increasingly occasional Mayor bothered to turn up to only one of three hustings events in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency, where he is the Tory candidate. And the one where he did turn up had no debate between the hopefuls, plus they got to see the questions first.

5 Flannelled Fool Spin Stupidity During Thursday evening’s Question Time special, the odious Henry Cole, tame gofer to the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines at the Guido Fawkes blog, told that Young Dave had “thumped” Mil The Younger. But he had misread the graph. Then he showed he did not understand what “X-axis” meant. Another fine mess.

4 Miliband - Not Reading Before Writing After Mil The Younger had dropped by to have a chat with Russell Brand, the increasingly desperate and piss-poor SunNation site turned to Alex “Billy Liar” Wickham, newly anointed teaboy to the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines at the Guido Fawkes blog, to write a hatchet job. But Wickham had clearly not watched the video before condemning it. Another fine mess, once again.

3 Mail Hits The Panic Button The obedient hackery of the legendarily foul mouthed Paul Dacre was so taxed by their inability to move the polls in the direction of their favoured party - the Tories - that they dug up an attack line from two years ago. And kicked him for talking to Russell Brand, just to be on the safe side.

2 Toby Young Is Two Years Late The loathsome Tobes will see his West London Free School moved into its new home - at least two years later than planned. And the move may have to be into Portakabins at first. Plus, don’t forget, we’re paying.

1 Telegraph Letter Unravels The letter from 5,000 small businesses in support of Young Dave and his jolly good chaps was exposed as being authored by CCHQ. Then some of the signatories were found to only work at the organisations cited, rather than running them. Some demanded their names be withdrawn. More quality journalism, eh?

And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!