The Rt Hon Gideon George Oliver Osborne, heir to the
Seventeenth Baronet, sat down after delivering his Budget speech yesterday. The
Government benches cheered him to the rafters, order papers waving in their
hundreds. The Tory supporting press was on side. The opinion polls must surely
now turn in their favour. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Makes a change from selling dodgy motahs
Ah well. When you’ve made the mistake of giving the party
chairman’s job to Grant “Spiv” Shapps,
anything and everything can go wrong. As the favourable press coverage was
being written up, Shapps Tweeted an infographic telling “Cutting the bingo tax and beer duty ... to help hardworking people do
more of the things they enjoy”.
Patronising, much? The response was damning.
The presence that is Doc Hackenbush was on the case in short
order: “Hey Grant Shapps, I’ve revised
your bingo graphic for honesty” he announced. The wording spelt it out: “That’s what you wretched proles get up to,
isn’t it? So strap on your clogs and grab your whippets and have at it. We’ll
be over here counting your money ... Conservatives.
Patronising the shit out of you”. Ouch!
That the infographic was patronising (hardworking people
being “they”), as well as unfortunate
(by inference, Tories are not hardworking people), was lost on some MPs. “Great Poster!” exclaimed Rob Wilson,
Reading’s answer to Fred Scuttle, seemingly oblivious to the storms of
derision.
Also pushing back against the tsunami of ridicule was Mid
Bedfordshire’s Tory MP (yes, it’s her
again) Nadine Dorries, telling “Stop
knocking bingo. Every holiday I had as a kid was paid for with the bingo
winnings”. She still won’t be getting tea and bikkies round at Dave’s Den,
Number Ten.
“Someone has just
arrived in Twitter tonight” he mused. McCartney was incandescent: “Have you ever played bingo properly? Or
enjoyed a beer ‘properly’? Thought not, as you’re a boring, pious, unhappy,
sneering leftie”. Rattle out of pram or what? See, you rotten metropolitan Guardian readers don’t know how to drink
beer “properly”! It’s not fair! My
majority’s only 1050!
We the people are paying for clowns like Karl McCartney,
Nadine Dorries, Rob Wilson and Grant Shapps. And on this form, they are only
worth it for the unintentional hilarity. That’s
not good enough.
6 comments:
Notice that Karl McCartney (and I think a few other Tory MPs) tweeted a slightly different version of the ad. No size or colour emphasis on "CUTTING THE" and slightly longer wording.
Suggesting, perhaps, that this was an earlier draft.
Which leads me to conclude that someone reviewed it, and thought the only problems were the font emphasis, and that reducing the number of words in the headline would make it easier for hardworking people to understand.
Have to say this poster was the funniest thing I 've seen in a long time. It takes a lot of thought to be so out of touch.
If Labour have any sense, they will milk this for all it's worth.
Meanwhile, I'm sending up north for whippets immediately!!
@ Anon
Also different meaning in that beer duty wasn't cut as originally stated?
Being a beer drinker but not a bingo player I am confused. Is my glass half full or half empty? Or am I just middling class?
http://torybingo.tumblr.com/
Also noteworthy is that Edward Timpson, MP for Nantwich and occasionally Crewe, made a rare visit to the working part of his constituency last week to pose for photos in a bingo hall and "suggest" cutting the tax. Coincedence?
Or a leak of confidential info from the Treasury for political purposes?
It followed a campaign from what Osborne this morning called "the Bingo industry": "The campaign reached a climax when the petition was delivered to the Chancellor’s residence at Number 11 Downing Street, on the 26th February. Nearly two hundred bingo players joined MPs for a celebratory procession past the Houses of Parliament. Rob Halfon MP, Brian Binley MP, Therese Coffey MP, Peter Aldous MP, Philip Davies MP and Meg Hillier MP came out to meet their constituents and give their full support to the Boost Bingo campaign" (http://www.boostbingo.com/home)
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