So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have to be out and about later. So there.
6 Helen Skelton - Olympic Clickbait The cheaper end of the Fourth Estate fell over one another in their efforts to write ever more lecherous drivel about the BBC presenter.
5 Danczuk Arrest - Now The Paycheques Spanker Si and ex-wife Kazza would not be leaving the ruckus that saw Rochdale’s MP spend two nights in a Spanish prison cell without using it to produce More And Bigger Paycheques For Themselves Personally Now.
4 Danczuk Arrest - Now The Spin After the Policia Municipal took Spanker Si away in handcuffs came the claims that there wasn’t an assault and he wasn’t ratarsed. Very few were convinced.
3 Don’t Menshn Gratuitous Abuse (Thankfully) former Tory MP Louise Mensch once again misused the Murdoch-bankrolled Heat Street website to bully a member of the public who did not have the means to defend herself.
2 City AM’s Uber Love-In BUSTED The London freesheet has been devoting rather a lot of time uncritically recycling Uber’s press releases, and not very much holding them to account.
1 Simon Danczuk IS ARRESTED As Rochdale’s MP was marched off to the cells by Spanish Police, ex-wife Karen had to be taken away by ambulance. And disturbing claims were made about what had happened.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!