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Thursday 10 December 2015

Donald Trump - Clownstick Speaks

Adlai Stevenson once said that “In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes”. The downside for US citizens is that the boy concerned may grow up to be a buffoon like Donald Trump, aka F***face von Clownstick, who has failed to understand that the dwindling number of angry white men who will vote in GOP primaries might not be enough to get him into the White House.
Donald, where's yer hairspray?

Trump, whose business acumen extends to his having a claimed worth of $10 billion, could, it has been pointed out, have just invested his money in an unmanaged fund that tracks the S&P 500, which would have resulted in his being worth twice that amount. He might also have avoided those four corporate bankruptcies. But he is still able to flap that North And South of his, just to show that Denis Thatcher was right.
How bad is the flapping? This bad: “The last person corrupt Hillary Clinton wants to run against is Donald J. Trump. I'll end up beating her in every state. New Fox Poll-Trump!” What’s “Poll-Trump”? Does that mean you have to blow off while casting your vote? Whatever - there’s more: “Hillary Clinton does not have the STRENGTH or STAMINA to be President. We need strong and super smart for our next leader - or trouble!
It won’t be you then, matey. But The Donald does not take kindly to perceived slights to his greatness: “I told you @TIME Magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite They picked person who is ruining Germany”. Favourite in his dreams. Then there is his claim that there are parts of London where the Police are too frightened to go. Here he claims to have support: “The police in London say I’m right. Major article in Daily Mail. ‘We can’t wear uniform in our own cars’”. Except that this is about not wearing uniform when off duty, so the Mail is wrong, and so is The Donald.
How about pundits who call him out? “Why does @CNN bore their audience with people like @secupp, a totally biased loser who doesn't have a clue. I hear she will soon be gone!” Ms Cupp, a conservative pundit, declared that Trump was neither conservative, nor constitutionalist. It is her right to find thus. And she is still in post at CNN. Now, if you’re a pundit he likes, well … “Thank you @oreillyfactor for your wonderful editorial as to why I should have been @TIME Magazine's Person of the Year. You should run Time!
That would be Blowhard Bill O’Reilly, who Zelo Street regulars will recall being caught inflating his CV. But back to Trump’s pronouncements about the UK. “The United Kingdom is trying hard to disguise their massive  Muslim problem. Everybody is wise to what is happening, very sad! Be honest”. His information source? “Thank you to respected columnist Katie Hopkins of Daily Mail.com for her powerful writing on the U.K.'s Muslim problems”. He really is a douchebag, isn’t he?
Trump is even useless at simple predictions: “Prior to the end of the year, I will be traveling to Israel. I am very much looking forward to it”. And the next day? “I have decided to postpone my trip to Israel and to schedule my meeting with @Netanyahu at a later date after I become President of the U.S.” So it won’t be happening, then.

And that, folks, is why Donald Trump came to be nicknamed F***face von Clownstick.


Anonymous said...

Donald Trump, Denis Thatcher, the Daily Mail, Katie Hopkins, Bill O'Reilly, Netayahoo......

All it needs is Adolf Hitler and you've got a full set.

A few days ago a Syrian refugee lost his wife and seven children trying to cross to "safety" in a leaking boat. Refugees die every day in the same horrible way. But if those on the above list live to be two thousand years old they won't be worth one hundredth of one percent of one day in the lives lost.

Trump is just the most recent manifestation of everything rotten and corrupt in the West. Until enough people decide enough is enough. Anybody who supports that mad fascist in any way is culpable for what he steals from the world.

The fellow is a cartoon, a dangerous lying charlatan of the lowest type.

SteveB said...

Two points;

surely the british police not wearing unform off duty goes back many years? I can remember something, possibly in the 90s, about not being able to pick their kids up from school if they hadn't changed.

I would have thought any meeting with Netanyahu would require Netanyahu to agree to it, just being POTUS does not (as yet) give him the right to stroll into a country and summon their leader. In fact as head of state it would be theoretically harder, an ordinary US citizen just needs permission to visit a foreign country, head of state needs and invitation. Netanyahu has always relied on US support to hold his hard line approach with the arab countries, having this nutjob in charge of the US may even spur Netanyahu to start making reall efforts to get on with the neighbours

Andy McDonald said...

It has to be said, when Binyamin Netenyahu is telling you to wind it in, you really have gone too far.

Tam said...

I don't understand why people who dislike Trump are bothering to try to coin insulting new epithets for him, there's already a perfectly good one, 'the short fingered vulgarian' which is far more effective because it actually seems to upset him


Anonymous said...

That photo wouldn't look out of place on a cover of a DVD about centurions.