Gosh readers, there's a burning smell! Oo-er!! Yikes!!!
Bozza’s not at all brilliant reasoning was that those who had piled off to join ISIS, or whatever it’s calling itself this week, were unable to avail themselves of female company - unlike Himself Personally Now - and so had to resort to twanging the wire in the privacy of their own bedrooms, accompanied only by a dirty book and a hanky. Not surprisingly, there was much adverse comment on Bozza’s allegations of log-flogging.
There was more, I’m afraid: “My great-grandfather was a proud Muslim. He knew the Koran by heart. If the Muslim Council of Britain, or someone purporting to speak for them, cannot see the distinction between peace-loving Muslims and the kind of headcases who are drawn to the conflict in Syria and Iraq, we are all in trouble”. Not as much in trouble as the idiots who didn’t read the Guardian article, and didn’t check Bozza’s copy.