So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have to go out for a while later. So there.
6 UKIP – Roger The Whopper Machine Meet Roger Da Costa, who uses Twitter to churn out a never-ending stream of handy facts for his fellow Kippers – all of them somewhere between dodgy and totally untrue.
5 UKIP – Poster Frauds Those hard-hitting posters ... yes, they were well dodgy too.
4 Susanna Reid Bashing Season Opens Ms Reid is moving to ITV and getting more money for doing so. Fair play to her, you might think. But that would be to ignore the press appetite for stoking envy – and a bit of leering.
3 Manchester United – History Repeating Itself Sack the manager? After a long-serving boss steps down? Somebody is forgetting what happened the last time the club did that.
2 UKIP – Another Fruitcake Supporter Was Andre Lampitt an exception? As if you need to ask.
1 Mail Foodbank Reporter’s Disturbing Past The hack who conned a Nottingham foodbank out of £30 worth of groceries was also so desperate that he was willing to solicit photos of little girls to please his bosses.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!