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Saturday 10 August 2019

Spectator Gets Snooty At Lauren Laverne

Those who manage and edit the increasingly alt-right Spectator magazine exist in their own sealed establishment bubble; one need only look at the photos from one of the mag’s Summer parties to underscore this. No-one gets through the door who might prick the bubble, rock the boat, allow reality to intrude. That bubble is why the Speccy is chock full of cant and hypocrisy when it comes to calling “elitist” on others.
Lauren Laverne

The Speccy is the elite. Its view of the world is the elite view. No-one who writes for the magazine admits to shopping at Aldi or Lidl. No author who praises Brexiteer Tim Martin sullies themselves by actually eating or drinking at a Spoons. And anyone possessed of a regional accent must have been approved by someone trustworthy before being let in the door. Because ordinary people with regional accents are not Spectator people.
Fraser Nelson - another out of touch elite editor

We have been reminded of this particularly sniffy facet of Speccy snobbery by one Melanie McDonagh, who has decreed that Lauren Laverne really isn’t the kind of person who should be let near the BBC’s long-running Desert Island Discs.
The BBC needs to pick the best person for the job of presenting Desert Island Discs – and that isn’t Lauren Laverne, says Melanie McDonagh” the magazine’s Twitter feed has told its followers. Ms McDonagh’s article has a rather more brusque title - “Desert Island Discs has totally lost the plot”. So what is her problem with Ms Laverne?
The article drips with condescension. “It’s not her fault, obviously, that she will always be compared with former Desert Island Discs host Sue Lawley, a woman who could make a moment’s silence really tell. Lauren is Northern, not a common type on Radio 4. She’s also patently nice. Clearly she isn’t mean … There’s no getting away from it. Lauren is lightweight and uncerebral”. Could it get any nastier? It certainly could.
When I asked a former radio critic what he thought of her he answered instantly: ‘Awful. I heard her with John Cooper Clark and it was sucking up to PC idiocy and brandished plebbiness’”. My dears, how GHASTLY that they allow one of those PROVINCIALS onto the airwaves! Why ever did they open the door to Wilfred Pickles?
The condemnation of this mean-spirited rubbish was swift. “This piece is so unnecessary and mean spirited … More snobby whining because someone who isn’t quite ‘officer class’ makes it onto the airwaves … You’ve finally found a journo in Melanie McDonagh who is even more of a smug troll than Rod Liddle [Ouch!] … What a pernicious, embarrassingly snobby and wholly stupid piece … That familiar superior sneer is palpable throughout this foul nonsense … Did you just throw a handful of darts at the Daily Mail, or are you aiming to win some sort of Hatred Efficiency Prize?” Ouch indeed.
As Sir Sean nearly said, I think we got the point. Lauren Laverne is a bloody good broadcast professional, period. All this article has done is to show that the Spectator magazine has lost its way badly. So it makes money? So, apparently, does Breitbart.

The time of the Spectator as an arbiter of taste was for a time, but not for all time.
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iMatt said...

So presumably someone like Michael Parkinson, a fellow Yorkshireman would be unsuitable for the post as well. It's funny (though hardly surprising) that the likes of the Brexity Spectator will happily label Remainers not only part of the 'elite' but also condescending towards others who voted leave. And yet not a thought of this when they do the very same they accuse others of.

Burlington Bertie from Bow said...

Cue ranting M25 post.

From Anonymous

Who leaves

Big spaces.

Childlike Moon said...

Cue Burlington Bertie post.

Discussing something irrelevant.


mirandola said...

Roy Plumley, the doyen of Desert Island Discs, was the blandest of interviewers you. The most light-headed person in the history of air.

That's the whole point of a light entertainment programme like DID. You listen to the answers not the questions, because you're interested in the person being interviewed, not the interviewer.

Anonymous said...

Nelson will never realise just how uproariously funny he sounds. Like Rees-Mogg, something from circa 1891.

I'm all in favour of ripping the piss out of him and his far right mentality type. It never fails to goad them.

Long may it continue. Especially if he ends up in the same cell as "Tommy".

Mark said...

Anyone who disses Lauren Laverne deserves what I believe is known by da kidz as a bitch-slap. Utterly ridiculous that such class snobbery still exists in this day and age. And citing Sue Lawley as an example of a better class broadcasters ought to aspire to? Clearly refusing to acknowledge her alleged antics caught on mic in a deserted studio then? That was hardly classy or lady like!

Anonymous said...

You left out 'misogynistic'.