Fart in lift Inquiry seeks rogue drifter
Charlotte Church? But she’s quite well off, right? This called for instant condemnation from those out on the right, who hold that anyone not well off who criticises the rich is merely indulging in “The politics of envy”, while those of comfortable means who lend their support to those opposing cuts are to be dismissed as mere “Champagne Socialists”. No prizes for guessing which category they would use to characterise Ms Church.
Never mind, though, there was always that Twitter feed to slag off. After one clueless right-winger had sneered “Just ruptured another testicle laughing at [Charlotte Church]” - that suggests he had no more left - she replied “Keep laughing and hopefully your dick will fall off”. Well, if he’s not got any more balls, there ain’t much more of the genitals to choose from, eh? But the Fawkes rabble was not impressed.
“Seems Charlotte is finding her newfound critics rather taxing … Voice of an angel, vocabulary of a drain” they sniffed. Well, they would know about having the “Vocabulary of a drain”: take Staines’ tame gofer, the odious flannelled fool Henry Cole, for instance. Master Cole is well known for replying to those passing adverse comment with the sobriquet “Fuckety Bye”, and two examples of his art are shown here.
Moreover, Staines has no room to lecture anyone on having the “vocabulary of a drain”, as anyone who has seen Adam Bienkov’s video recorded outside London Bridge station, after Staines and Cole attempted unsuccessfully to gatecrash a Ken Livingstone media event, will know. Staines can be seen doing a very loud - and not very good - Derek and Clive tribute act after being prevented from getting to the Labour candidate.