Behold the representatives of Themselves Personally Now
Under the headline “Karen’s Selfie Service”, readers who have not instinctively already turned the page are told that “SELFIE queen Karen Danczuk cools down under a shower after a hard day’s pampering from her MP hubby … The 32-year-old relaxed by the pool on a Spanish holiday - stretching out on a lounger while Simon, 48, fetched bubbly in an ice bucket and massaged her shoulders”. Go on.
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The Murdoch faithful are using useful idiots like Danczuk to kick all the Labour leadership candidates - except Liz Kendall, who the Rochdale MP is backing. But this does not mean either of them will escape the wrath of Rupe for long: if Ms Kendall wins the leadership contest, the Sun will promptly turn on her - and her supporters - and the paper’s hacks will be building up a store of dirt in readiness.
Worst political miscalculation, more like
… yes, there he is with Staines - who looks, let us not drive this one round the houses for too long, ratarsed, the odious flannelled fool Henry Cole, whose facial expression suggests someone has rammed a rod up his arse, and newly anointed teaboy Alex “Billy Liar” Wickham, who is living the tragic early onset of male pattern baldness. Combing it forward won’t delay the process, sadly, Alex. Best be honest or get yourself an Irish jig.