So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have places to go and people to see later. So there.
6 Guido Fawked - Marmite Claim Busted The claim by the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the Guido Fawkes blog that Unilever was profiteering by wanting to increase the price of Marmite ignores real world economics. No surprise there, then.
5 Dan, Dan The Photo Fraud Man MEP and occasional Tory Daniel Hannan’s photos of the Hampshire countryside turn out to have been not his, and not even of England.
4 Lily Allen Abuse Is Out Of Order The Murdoch doggies at the Super Soaraway Currant Bun went after singer Lily Allen - because she had showed compassion for others.
3 Simon Danczuk Is A Wanker The disgraced MP has been pleasuring himself on video to an ex-girlfriend.
2 Sun Paul Mason Sting Unravels The “exclusive” about the Corbyn-backing journalist was in fact a two week old story that had been hawked around Fleet Street until someone had been prepared to pay for it.
1 Don’t Menshn Heat Street Is Screwed (fortunately) former Tory MP Louise Mensch was outed by Wikileaks as a traitor to the Alt-Right that she has spent so much time cultivating.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!