No, I wouldn't buy a used car from this man
Shapps’ less than total honesty - a trait which applies to Michael Green and Sebastian Fox, or whoever else he is pretending to be - has not exactly helped the Tories. Nor has his ability to run poster campaigns that become, as Russell Harty might have said, “famous, nay, notorious” not for getting the intended message across, but for the ridicule generated towards the party whose cause they are intended to advance.
Spot the photoshopping
Few will ever forget the “Bingo” infographic, Tweeted out just after the Rt Hon Gideon George Oliver Osborne, heir to the seventeenth Baronet, had delivered his speech at that conference, which asserted “Cutting the bingo tax and beer duty ... to help hardworking people do more of the things they enjoy”. Patronising, much? The inference that working people were “other” people, and that the Tories weren’t hardworking, was clear.
He has previous for this ...
And now “Spiv” Shapps has done it again: out has come a poster showing, at left, an image of Mil The Younger outside 10 Downing Street that appears to have been photoshopped to make him look, well, more weird. At right is an image of Miliband with Alec Salmond, supposedly in the same location, although Salmond’s head has been clearly substituted for that of “Auguste” Balls.
... and previous for getting called out
The photoshopping was so obvious that when Shapps went on LBC yesterday afternoon for a chat with Iain Dale, who, remember, has a regular column on Conservative Home, he came unstuck more or less straight away. “You are the chairman of the Conservative Party … did you not sign this poster off? Did you not think this is not quite like … Ed Miliband?” asked Dale. “I wasn’t with the designer” blustered Shapps.