The Guardian has also told “A cabinet minister is among a growing number of people who have self-isolated after coming into contact with the health minister, Nadine Dorries, before she tested positive for coronavirus. A government source confirmed on Wednesday evening that the senior minister was among those in voluntary isolation awaiting the results of tests, but would not confirm who it was”. Would they not?
SNIFF ... SNOT ... WIPE ...
While Liz Truss, sitting to Raab’s right, and indeed to most people’s right, merely stared upwards with a sort of far-far-away expression on her face, two places to Raab’s left, transport secretary Grant “Spiv” Shapps was not so calm, looking concernedly at his colleague and perhaps wondering if that colleague should have been there.
... COUGH ... HONK ... SPIT
And after Sunak delivered his Budget Statement, Hancock, Bozo, and others congratulated him with pats on the back and shoulders, plus the ejection of pore-laden moist air in his general direction. So if, as many expect, Raab’s Covid-19 test comes back positive, and he is named as the self-isolating cabinet minister, it will not be long before several of his colleagues have to do the test, too. Cos by then they will be infected.
Well done Rishi, have some Onward Transmission
And if they can’t attend Parliament for a few weeks … most likely no-one will notice.
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