There's never an Uzi available when you really need one
Worse, their alleged role models supported the wrong party! “They want to model themselves on former US political couples like the Clintons and the Obamas (not coincidentally both Democrats) … And powerful showbiz friend Oprah Winfrey (another Democrat if you get the hint) has already secured them a TV show for Apple, a company with a stupid amount of money to spend on content”. More than Murdoch, you mean.
Sneering, preening Wootton made sure to tell readers “It didn’t work for Edward VIII and his ambitious American divorcee wife Wallis Simpson”. Yeah, boo hiss! But that was then, and this is now: the Duchess of Sussex has, it has been revealed by Disney, secured a role doing the voiceover for a new feature about the lives of elephants.
So the Sussexes are succeeding in their drive to become independent. What’s not to like? Well, for Wootton, just about everything. “GENUINELY mind-blowing. That is the reaction amongst royals and courtiers about Harry and Meghan’s decision to move to Los Angeles in the middle of an unprecedented international health crisis, rather than return to do their duty in Britain”. They no longer have any duties in Britain. Did Dan forget?
Bye Dan - see you and Becky in court!
“Just think about this for a moment: The Duke has decided to leave the Commonwealth to set up home in Hollywood at the exact moment his grandmother is trapped in self-isolation within Windsor Castle because of her age and his dad is in Scotland battling Covid-19”. “Leave the Commonwealth?” What difference would it have made, had they remained in Canada? You’d have slagged them off for extravagance, had they flown back to the UK.
The problem for our free and fearless press more generally, and Dan Wootton more specifically, is that they are used to just inventing any old drivel about the Royals and getting away with it. Moreover, the Royals have to sit there and let the press shit all over them. Hal and Megs have decided they’re not playing that game. And they’re suing the Murdoch mafiosi. Which makes the likes of Wootton sour as hell.
But don’t forget, elephants have long memories. And they can shit more than Murdoch.
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Before we know it there will be another Diana event with such disregard over security. Who's fault will that be?
Are the couple safe in the UK - they don't believe so – hence the reason they moved? Are they going to be safe in the USA when the USA has not answered to elements around phone-hacking and protect Darth scrotum to the hilt?
It is nothing to do with being ginger or black. Worse things have been said about the royals and none of them left the country.
So, fuck off Piers.
There's stupid and stupid.
Then there's the budgie wanking clownshoe Wooton.
A Murdoch jobsworth of no discernible ability...except maybe whimper, "Yessir".
How many in government now working from home?
It's like they've all fell off Rupert's boat!
WTF does Woottan expect them to do "in the middle of an unprecedented international health crisis"?. What would "their duty" be?. Walk around shaking hands with the public?. No, their duty would be to isolate themselves from the public, their family and The Queen (he makes her sound like a little old lady isolated in a cottage with no help). What an absolute goose. In fact they are doing "their duty" by not returning to the UK at present. Can't we be socially isolated from fools like Dan the Man?
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