So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have domestic stuff to do later. So there.
6 Boris Moves Out - Where’s Carrie? A week after the Domestic between London’s formerly very occasional Mayor Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and his partner Carrie Symonds, and no sign of the allegedly happy couple together. Come on, press people!
5 Tommy Robinson Gives The Game Away Stephen Yaxley Lennon boasted how he was going to get off his Contempt of Court rap - a whole week before his court appearance.
4 Boris Carrie-On - Don’t Believe A Word Much of the post-Domestic spin has come from Ms Symonds, who has serious form for invention, as she showed when she worked for John Whittingdale.
3 Jewish Activist Attacked For Supporting Corbyn Andrew Feinstein found himself the victim of some highly creative abuse after choosing, of his own free will, to declare his support for the Labour leader.
2 Allison Pearson In Deep Shit The Telegraph’s increasingly wayward pundit wanted the neighbours who called the cops on Bozza and his partner to be doxxed. Then they had to move out following a series of grim threats. Hello Allison.
1 Arron Banks Fouls Up His Own Legal Threat The alleged “Man who bankrolled Brexit” said he didn’t do what he claims the Observer’s Carole Cadwalladr says he did. Except the available evidence suggests he did.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!