As Ms Thompson’s opinions are not in accordance with his own, her presence has clearly caused Master Cole considerable distress, so much so that he and his fellow Murdoch doggies have brought forth the headline “Crumbs! What’s She On About … Pro-EU luvvie Emma Thompson calls UK ‘a cake-filled, misery laden, grey old island’. We say SHUT YER CAKEHOLE”. As Sir Sean nearly said, I think we got the point.
One rule for one actor ...
And what had she said that so offended Master Cole? “I feel European even though I live in Great Britain, and in Scotland as well … So of course I’m going to vote to stay in Europe. Are you kidding? Oh my God, of course. It would be madness not to. It’s a crazy idea not to”. She expressed her personal view. She is entitled to do that.
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Then, to top all of that, the print edition tells of “THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE TOFF”, at which point bullshit detectors everywhere should be sounding long and loud. Who is writing this hatchet job? Why, an alumnus of Tonbridge School, that’s who: Master Cole’s alma mater charges more for boarders than Eton. He’s no room to call “toff” on anyone.