So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have places to go and people to see later. So there.
6 Tom Newton Dunn - You’re A Clown The Sun’s non-bullying political editor responded to inconvenient news by slagging off court reporter James Doleman. It didn’t end well.
5 Tory Flag Thief Says It Didn’t Happen Caught on camera, his pal forced to pay up for the damage by the cops - and he still lied to the press.
4 Jennifer Arcuri - Not Just About Screwing It wasn’t about who slept with whom, but the capturing of a future Prime Minister by the US far right.
3 Tate Modern Suspect White - Hello Katie Hopkins The pro-am motormouth was all over the case of a young boy thrown from a 10th floor viewing gallery - until she found out the suspect was not one of those Scary Muslims™.
2 Why Piers Morgan Disses Prince Harry HRH is suing his old paper - in what could be the moment of truth for Mr Gobby.
1 Toby Young In Deep Legal Shit The loathsome Tobes back-pedalled furiously after former minister Philip Hammond decided to consult lawyers over a bogus accusation of anti-Semitism.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!