So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have travelling to do later. So there.
6 Brave Nigel Farage Ran Away When Brexit push came to shove, Mr Thirsty chickened out and decided that it would be a better idea to stay on the gravy train.
5 Uber Crashes - No Longer A Joke The pile of twisted metal may amuse some observers, but shows the company isn’t fit to operate in London.
4 EU Deal - What The BBC Won’t Tell You Bozo The Clown’s wonderful deal is likely to have an effect three times worse than the 2008 recession. Still, minor point, eh?
3 Mr Gammon Is Unhappy Mark François (note cedilla under the c) trusted Bozo The Clown, and he should have known better.
2 Rachel Riley - You’re A Troll, Too The Countdown numbers person went after Show Racism The Red Card, because Jeremy Corbyn supports them. No. Just no.
1 Tommy Robinson’s New Passport ISN’T Stephen Yaxley Lennon’s passport application has been delayed. Which shows all those past criminal actions have consequences.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!