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Wednesday 4 May 2016

Monty Says Gissa Job Bozza

Some in the media have short memories. And serially clueless pundit of no discernable talent Tim Montgomerie appears to be hoping that, as a result, nobody will notice that he has recycled a job application technique he last used in 2009 - to use a newspaper column as a way of making his pitch to a preferred employer. Sadly for Monty, he’s been rumbled, after he gave the Evening Standard the questionable benefit of his wisdom.
Boris Johnson has helped to make London a world-beating city” proclaimed the headline, demonstrating that the Standard and reality are becoming yet more distant from one another. This was accompanied by the mirth-inducing sub-heading “If Johnson does end up becoming Prime Minister, we know that he can take tough decisions in tough times”, which would come as news to anyone knowing Bozza doesn’t do “making decisions”.

Then came the real grovelling: “Boris Johnson is no ordinary Tory … Teflon Boris has repeatedly defied the rules of political gravity, and his leadership of City Hall has been the reverse of the disaster his critics predicted … his eight-year mayoralty draws to a close with London overtaking New York as the Western world’s greatest city … London has entered its second great age”. He’s crawling well. And there is more.

There had been “an enlightened relationship throughout the past eight years between Downing Street and City Hall … a strong BoJo-Osbo relationship protected the City, the Olympics and underpinned Boris’s number-one success: what we might describe as a long-term infrastructure plan”. Eh? “Crossrail 1 is nearly complete, on budget and on time. Crossrail 2 is in the pipeline”. That’s enough fantasy Mayoral grovelling.

Crossrail 1 was a Ken Livingstone project: Bozza just happened not to bin it, unlike the Cross River Tram. Crossrail 2 is not yet certain to follow (although it needs to). in any case, the reality of the Johnson Mayoralty has been exposed by Adam Bienkov at politics.co.uk, where Bozza’s promises have been listed - along with their failures.

He was going to eradicate rough sleeping (it’s doubled), keep all Tube ticket offices open (they’ve all closed), negotiate a “no strike deal” with Tube workers (he hasn’t and industrial relations are worse than ever), “bear down on fares” (they’ve gone up), “bring back the Routemaster” (it’s been an expensive flop), reduce congestion (it’s got worse), not raise the Congestion Charge (it’s gone up), have a cycle hire scheme “at no cost to the taxpayer” (still heavily subsidised), not close Fire Stations (he’s closed several), hire more Police officers (numbers haven’t risen) and stop cronyism (he didn’t).

But in Monty’s fairyland, readers are told “he can take tough decisions. He has increased fares year-on-year in order to keep his trademark infrastructure projects on track. In the teeth of public and union opposition he has closed police and fire stations and Tube ticket offices”. As the public elected him, and didn’t want those closures made, it matters not at all how tough the decisions were. Plus someone else made them.

That, though, is not the point. As with Montgomerie’s 2009 rant about phone hacking - he wrongly claimed it was Labour taking revenge for Damian McBride - the main point isn’t the clueless punditry, but the appeal to a potential new employer. Seven years ago it was Rupert Murdoch - the application was successful - and now it’s Bozza. Some pundits live in the real world. Others just appeal to the vanity of the rich and insecure.

4 comments:

pete c said...

Western world's greatest city!
Would that be with or without the con-men, chancers, money-launderers, unprincipled developers, ex-communist squillionaires, absentee landlords, asset-stripping sharks - and all the right-wing jaxi-lickers who do their bidding.

Uphill battle still, for those ordinary folk who do contribute to making somewhere a better place than it deserves to be.

Anonymous said...

By the current "standards" of hard right neocon creeps it wants some doing to get even lower.

But arse head Montgomerie just managed it.

Then again, the sewers of Corruption On Thames are where he belongs.

Anonymous said...

his eight-year mayoralty draws to a close with London overtaking New York as the Western world’s greatest city

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Andy McDonald said...

"In the teeth of public and union opposition he has closed police and fire stations and Tube ticket offices"

Marvellous thing, the English language. Montgomerie can say something like that and make it sound like a good thing.

We seem to have developed a new class of people - the likes of Montgomerie, Dan Hodges, and countless other opinionists and people who inexplicably make a living out of abusing each other on Twitter. They don't really believe in anything, save that it's best to be on the other side of the door marked private. That's all there is - to be an 'insider'. To revel in the snippets of gossip one can get, and magnanimously interpret them for us, the little people.

Thing is, as politics will invariably go the way of everything else - the buffet bar as opposed to the set menu - they will become utterly irrelevant.