Squeaky wheel bolt finger up the bum time
The Kippers have also been hindered by the continuing rift between Farage and the party’s only MP, Douglas “Kamikaze” Carswell. The cumulative effect of all this has been to push UKIP’s poll ratings down even further. But suddenly, help was at hand as Mr Thirsty revealed a dramatic new twist: he had been the subject of an assassination attempt! It was in all the papers! And someone should have done some fact checking!