Anyone got a custard pie?
Step forward the odious flannelled fool Henry Cole, formerly tame gofer to the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines at the Guido Fawkes blog, who has, since taking the Murdoch shilling, reeled off a string of alleged “exclusives”, which have been neither exclusive, nor factually correct. Master Cole’s latest wheeze has been to pen “OUTRAGE AS CORBYN SNUBS QUEEN TO GO ON HOLIDAY”. We are not outraged.
Wrong. Again. Spin fail
But let’s cut to the main event: Cole’s insistence that his pal Young Dave did not “snub” the Queen, despite not fetching up at a Privy Council meeting for more than three months after his appointment, and his frankly pathetic spin on Corbyn. We can see Cameron’s progress through the appropriate Orders in Council: that of 14 December 2005 shows his appointment. HE WASN’T THERE. There was another meeting on 20 December 2005.
Wrong. Again. Two minutes' Googling fail
Bullshit. Corbyn will turn up, too, and he’ll have to miss several more meetings to match Dave. But Cole has another spin of the dice: “NOW THE PRIVY COUNCIL SNUBS JEREMY CORBYN? Name doesn't appear on the ‘Orders Approved’”. And another lamentably researched article for the piss-poor SunNation website, too. Bless. So let’s take this nice and slowly, shall we, so Master Cole can keep up.