Her masthead photo illustrates superbly the target audience: immaculate complexion, well-groomed blonde hair with dark roots nicely disguised, lips at the ready, glasses to project the faux intellectual look, all designed to draw in those sad old men and bedroom incels upon whom the paper increasingly depends for a little marginal subscription revenue.
You'll have to speak up, I'm a bit Mutt And Jeff
Demonstrating her common touch, Ms Long lets us know “On Monday I enjoyed my first pedicure in five months”. Five months without a pedicure? DAHLING, High Viry GHASTLY! High TIRRIBLE! Five months and NAY PEDICURE? High can one heve MENEGED? It must have seemed like an ETERNITY! The pain! The shame! The irrelevance!
That Ms Long is indulging in evidence-free clickbait was underscored by the heroic ratio generated by her Tweet, along with those correcting her “Zero clear evidence” assertion, for instance Fionna O’Leary (see HERE) and David Schneider (see HERE). As to her use of the term “Nazism”, the adverse comment was yet more severe.HERE] … We also remind that visitors at [The Auschwitz Museum] are requested to cover their faces inside the buildings”. Sadly, the message will most likely not get through.
After all, this is yet another well-off and obscenely overpaid hack following the management line, and doing whatever it takes to keep the clicks rolling in.
For Ms Long, that will not change any time soon. Reality is, after all, for the little people.