Today the
Zelo Street house was in receipt of a malicious communication, an anonymous and threatening letter, the latest in a line of creepy missives which I had thought had died out. The difference this time is that the saddo behind the attack addressed the letter in their own rather distinctive handwriting.
As can be seen, it was processed via Mount Pleasant Mail Centre in London, and the sender was such a tightwad that they were only prepared to shell out for a second class stamp. The letter was posted on July 24th.
This is shown to
Zelo Street readers not to elicit sympathy, but to discover the identity of the sad fantasist behind this attack. Does the handwriting look familiar? You can email me in confidence with any information - address at right.
The matter will be reported presently to the Metropolitan Police.
That is all.
9 comments:
All very analogue, can't imagine anyone under the age Of 40 would use royal mail. I suspect an older bloke, maybe one of the trolls who emits verbal diarrhea on here on a regular basis. Look for distinctive writing tics in the letter which may match up with past posts.
Who, writing to an adress inside the UK, would put "United Kingdom" on the enverlope ?
Acting on orders from outside the UK and too dumb to amend the adress ?
You're getting to them, Tim.
I'm delighted to say.
Keep it up.
That 7 could suggest foreign interference too. Although I often write it as such. Remember being told off at work in the 70s for using it too.
Gill
Dear Zelo ,
Perhaps the letter writer was not given enough direction by the ‘footy’ gang who menaced Owen Jones (maybe it was just ‘mouthy ‘antifa’ get from the Norf’) and mistook his target . Obviously the ‘filth’ will be energetically following up this possible link , so don’t be concerned ,
Derek
Did it smell of burning?
Nothing wrong with putting 'united Kingdom' in the address. When I was the writer's mental age I used to put:
'Bow
London E3
England
United Kingdom
Europe
Planet Earth
The Solar System
the Galaxy'
You missed out Northern Hemisphere after Europe!
On a more helpful note, the self-adhesive stamp would show any fingerprints on it's face admirably.
An 'arse on'?
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