What can beat the maximum cheesiness of a Garnier advert featuring a “chat” between Z-list Sleb Davina McCall and her mum? Well, there is the chat that we didn’t see ...
Mum: Hello Davina
Davina (for it is she): Oh, hi Mum
Mum: I do hope you’re all right, Davina
Davina: Of course, yeah, I’m fine ... fine
Mum: That is good ... I called to tell you about the Ahmeds
Davina: Oh right – that’s the family across the road from you, yeah?
Mum: You remembered. Yes, that’s them.
Davina: So what’s the big news?
Mum: Well, they have relatives who live in south Lebanon.
Davina: Er, yeah, OK?
Mum: Well, they got caught in an Israeli air raid last week and were all killed
Davina: Oh don’t worry Mum, my hair’s lovely and soft now I’ve started using new Garnier Nutrisse