So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have places to go and people to see later. So there.
6 Farage Quits UKIP - It’s Not An Accident Mr Thirsty flounced out of his own party, ostensibly because of the machinations of new leader Adolf von Batten, but also because the Mueller investigation in the USA is closing in on him.
5 Murdoch Threatens Michael Gove Rupe’s faithful retainer Trevor Kavanagh told “Oiky” in no uncertain terms that he should ditch his support for Theresa May. Or else.
4 BBC Endorses Fake News Lawbreaker New Guido Fawkes teaboy Tom Harwood was out of his depth on Politics Live - and he has criminal acts in his back catalogue.
3 Milo Yiannopoulos - STONEY BROKE The deeply repellant man-baby is now in debt to the tune of at least half a million US Dollars, and perhaps as much as two million.
2 Priti Patel - There Are No Words Suggesting the Tories use the prospect of food shortages as leverage on the Irish Government is bang out of order.
1 Simon Danczuk Joins The Tories Who should turn up at the Cities of London and Westminster Conservatives 2018 Gala Dinner, but Spanker Si. Floor duly crossed.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!