6 Teaboy Tom Totally Triggered Hitler Youth aside sets Fawkes teaboy off on one - why might that be?
5 Tom Newton Dunn - Famous Last Words Murdoch snob disses Angela Rayner’s PMQs ability beforehand - big mistake.
4 Murdoch Abandons Bozo Times says he’s unwell, Sun tells him to shape up - it’ll be his marching orders next.
3 Michel Barnier SCHOOLS Andrew Marr BBC host blindsided by Polecat spin - which happened to be totally untrue.
2 Mail Hugh Grant Interview WASN’T Paper doesn’t have access to actor - no problem, just invent it!
1 Tobes Abandons Bozo Allowed to talk about split without interruption live on Murdoch radio - this is not a coincidence.
And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!