That's what I bladdy think of youse bladdy democracy, ya bladdy Pommie drongoes!
The most OTT weather forecast ever was broadcast, not seriously, by Marty Feldman more than 45 years ago (listen HERE). But, until the last line when he regains his official BBC composure (tm), his apocalyptic delivery sounds remarkably like today’s post-debate hysteria emanating from the Baby Shard. Yes, Rupe’s downmarket troops at the Super Soaraway Currant Bun bring you The Red Terror (c) (R).
There’s more: “But their tribal loathing of the Tories, their lust for spending public money, their desire for more powerful unions and their apparent lack of interest in any wealth creation does unite them … Leftie voters imagine even this hellish coalition would be better than the ‘unfairness’ of the current Tory-led regime … If Britain voted them in, the rest of the world would look on in shock”. Would it buggery.
It was then that the decline of manufacturing industry set in. But the Sun has other goodies, if that is the right word, from non-bullying political editor Tom Newton Dunn and his tame gofer Steve Hawkes, telling readers who are not yet bored crapless of “SLAP ED … Also-rans gang up give Mili a four-way mauling in telly debate” (the Survation snap poll taken afterwards declared Miliband the winner).