One part of our free and fearless press has been getting itself terribly worked up over events about which its hacks know little and care even less: the Barclay brother (now singular) empire, meaning the increasingly desperate and downmarket
Telegraph and the alt-right
Spectator magazine, have become terribly judgmental about the split between former SNP allies Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond.
This obsession manifested itself in the
pointless legal challenge from the
Speccy, where the mag sprayed lots of money up the wall, came away empty handed, and could still find itself in contempt of court. A
further manifestation was the
Speccy’s ultimate boss Andrew Neil in the
Daily Mail, proclaiming “
Censorship, bullying, threats of jail ... how Nicola Sturgeon's storm troops turned Scotland into a banana republic without the bananas”.
At the
Tel, last week brought the supremely clueless and hopelessly over-promoted All-star Heath to the fore,
announcing “
The useless and authoritarian SNP is turning Scotland into a failed state”. He falsely claims that the Judge in the Spectator case “
sided with the magazine”, details Salmond’s allegations against his successor, and declares “
Imagine if the latter allegation in particular had been made in England”. England. Not the UK.
Leaving for a moment the Oh What A Giveaway slip made by Heath - that the Westminster Parliament is really England first, with the rest of the UK grudgingly considered later - he knows, from coverage of alleged Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, what would have happened if such claims had been made south of the border - he and his pals in the press, Bozo boosters one and all, would have swept them under the carpet.
Thus the hypocrisy, allied to the dishonest retelling of a pointless court case. But what is the point of all this froth?
Simples. There is an election coming up in May, and the SNP is riding high in the polls. Gains for Ms Sturgeon and her allies will bolster the case for Scottish independence. So the London-centric establishment ropes in useful Scots idiots like Brillo and
Speccy editor Fraser Nelson so put the boot in.
The problem is that they are no more effective than the ridiculous Heath blustering “
I dread the consequences for Scotland of absorption into a declining EU” and channelling Enoch Powell with “
the horror show in Holyrood over the past few weeks fills me with foreboding”.
As to the idea that allegations made in England would be pounced upon by the press pack, LBC host James O’Brien has seen through that one, noting “
Either George Eustice forgot about this letter from George Eustice *or* he lied to [Cathy Newman] on Channel 4 News. Hardly reported at all. Respect to Martyn [Oates, from BBC South West]. Maybe right-wing newspapers only care about ministerial codes in Scotland?”
And to put the lid on it, Dan Vevers of the Scottish
Sun - yes, a Murdoch journalist - noted after the Salmond Show had ended that “
Alex Salmond confirms he has no documentary evidence that suggests Nicola Sturgeon was involved in the plot he alleges among top SNP officials”. Which rather pisses on the Westminster press’ firework.
The SNP bashing is mainly little more than the English press establishment showing its paranoia at being unable to cut through to Scottish voters, while wanting to distract from the dishonesty and corruption endemic at Westminster.
I’ll just leave that one there.