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Tuesday, 19 December 2023

Santa Drives A Tram

It’s that time of year again, when Zelo Street takes a break for the Christmas period to travel, meet, catch up, relax and recharge the batteries for the year ahead. As I’m no longer resident in the UK - something that the brains trust of trolls has yet to figure out, bless them - here’s some views of one recent tradition that happens every December across the river in Lisbon.

Ho ho ho - it's a Proper Tram™

The city’s operator of buses, elevadores and trams, Carris (pronounced Ka-Reesh) takes two Proper Trams™, as in genuine 1930s ones, and turns them into Christmas Trams, or Elétricos de Natal. A word in the ear of those thinking the tram they boarded to experience the crush on Line 28 (cos it’s in the guide book, duh) was all 1930s - those are not Proper Trams™.

Not really a Proper Tram™

Those trams you see in everyday service have been given 1990s electrical systems, trucks, motors and controllers. They have a pantograph as well as a trolley pole, and are known as Elétricos Remodelados (remodelled trams). But back to the Christmas Trams, which this year have been giving trips to school-age children, and later, families. The trips sold out. Very rapidly.

Another Proper Tram™, another Ho Ho Ho

Because of drainage works (don’t ask) this year’s trip has been from the Carris depot at Santo Amaro, west to Algés and back. The trams carry a green livery, and have Santa at the controls (honest). They were snapped passing Pastéis de Belém on the outbound leg, and with the backdrop of the Mosteiro dos Jerónimos on the return. Another word in the tourist ears.

Premium tram tour. But not really a Proper Tram™

Look at all those standing outside Pastéis de Belém, eating the Pastéis de Nata they bought from the takeaway shop. The Pastéis cost the same if you go in the café and have a sit down. The coffee is excellent. And you can freshen up with a visit to the bathroom. Also, you get the Pastéis served warm from the oven. And that’s the only way to really enjoy them.

Return trip, and more Ho Ho Ho

Another tourist tip: if you want to visit the Monastery, go early doors. Later in the morning, all the coaches rock up and the queues get horrendous. In the New Year, I may write up more tourist tips, and maybe a Lisbon craft beer guide. Plus where you should visit, and more importantly, where you should avoid, when it comes to dining out. But, once again, I digress.

Feliz Natal to one and all

Arrangements for Christmas are already being made, the menu has been circulated, transport and hotels booked, and that will be that for blogging until after the festivities. It’s wall to wall sunshine here in Pinhal Novo, so a relaxing afternoon walk beckons. Have a relaxing Christmas, shut the horror show out for a few days, and hopefully I’ll see you all on the other side.


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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the very best to you and yours, Tim. May New Year bring all you wish for. Thank you for a splendid blog and all the effort you put into it.

Gulliver said...

Wishing our esteemed blogger a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Shame we won't get to read all of Bertie's bastardisation of the 12 days of charismas mind you...

mbc1955 said...

Enjoy it to the full, you lucky sod!

Burlington Bertie from Bow said...

Hope I made it to the last post, Gulliver!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Anonymous sent to me:

Twelve M25 Pearly Queen Barrowboy Spiv Alf Garnett Southern Softy Red Tory Scum Stereotypes
Eleven Dave Spart Collected Writings
Ten Propaganda Clerks
Nine Volkischer Beobachters
Eight Rabid Moths
Seven Mone-style Meffs
Six Suited-up Guttersnipes
Five Gnome Counties Micawbers
Four Cockney Barrow Boys
Three Quiffed Quislings
Two Cheeks on the Same Arsehole
And an Urfascist in a Pear Tree

Have a great Christmas, Tim, and don't overdo the octopuses/i
(And enjoy it 'cos it's only going to get worse, you haven't seen nothing yet, don't say you weren't warned etc etc etc etc..........)

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the break. I’ve enjoyed my visits to Lisbon. Visited for a day on a cruise and went back the year after for a week in Cascais with day trips to Lisbon. I saw a tram 28 driver stop all the tourists getting on a rammed tram and let on just the one elderly local woman he recognised!

gillette said...

Happy new year Tim. Look forward to the craft beer guide. Sounds likea dreadful job. Lol. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

A COCKNEE TAXI DRIVER RITES said...

'Ere, wot's orl dis abaht a Krismus bryke.

Nonnerus aspiryshinul ard wurkin East Enders never get one. Too bizzy supportn d'jellied eel indistree in challengin times.

Food banks, wot food banks, der iznt enny, Kelvin sed so in The Sun, an that's orlwyze troofull.

I ad dat Dandy Nickles in the backer me cab once. A proper gent ee woz, like dat Lee Andersin an Wes Streetn. Great mytes dey ar. Gawd I miss good owld Enoch.

An gawd bless King Charles (do ennyfink for us, that man), Kween Camel an the noo Princer Wyles.

'Appy Krismus one an all.

Mark Hayhurst said...

Have a wonderful break Tim.

Your blog is welcome respite and you deserve the rest. Must admit, some of the regulars grind my gears, but it is a good bunch and I look forward to eCh piece of yours

Dave Eyre said...

Thanks for being so entertaining over the year Tim with a very seru=ious side too.

Have a great break and see you on the other side!

Mr Larrington said...

Have a good one, Tim, and keep up the good fight.

Andy McDonald said...

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Never try to be funny again.

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