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Thursday, 13 April 2023

Dan Wootton - You’re A Sick Man

Still generating more heat than light at the broadcasting noise floor occupant that is Gammon Broadcasting™ News (“Bacon’s News Channel”), otherwise unemployable economic migrant Dan Wootton has been promoting his own view of the world, in which Combover Crybaby Donald Trump is good, the actual US President Joe Biden is bad, and don’t mention the Sussexes.

He's desperate, Dan

Someone out there may actually agree with Desperate Dan, but whoever they are, they’re keeping awfully quiet about it. He warmed up by slagging off Biden. “For all of the British folk who loudly celebrated the demise of Trump, well now you have an anti-British President … If anyone was in any doubt about Biden’s deep hatred of the UK, today proved it beyond doubt”.

It did? There was more. “Biden has made his anti-British feelings clear on many occasions [just the one (poor) example] … Joe Biden leaves the special relationship hanging by a thread”. No thought is allowed to enter that the act of leaving the EU might have made the UK less relevant to the USA. No proof of this supposed hatred. No credibility Dan Wootton. No change there.

And another subject where there is no change from the obsession, tantrum throwing and bile spewing is The Sussexes. Like former Screws and Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan, Wootton’s creepy obsession with Megs would have lesser people seeing a visit from the cops asking them if they didn’t have anything less cringe inducing to occupy their time.

Meanwhile, he’s been continuing his obsession in yet another Mail Online column. “Has gutless Meghan swerved the Coronation because she can't stand the thought of being booed? Kate's relief will be palpable, but she'll still have to keep furious William away from his treacherous brother Harry” he told his adoring followers as he made up yet another screed of sick fantasy.

He varied the rant to claim “So Meghan bottles it, leaving Prince Harry to attend the Coronation alone in order to avoid boos from angry Brits in the crowd. But how sad to deny the king the chance to see his two grandchildren who will remain in California”. You capitalise the word King, Dan, and if Brian wants to see his grandchildren, he can fly over to the USA. Sorted.

Dan who?

But this is hypocritical: Wootton has spent months saying that Megs should not attend the Coronation. Now that she’s not coming, he rants about her “bottling it”, which is a strange way to say “prioritising the fourth birthday of son Archie”. All because he probably had something like “Selfish Meghan to steel Coronation limelight. Kate in tears” lined up and now can’t use it.

This is, let us not forget, the creep who went after Caroline Flack right up to the point that the unfortunate former Love Island presenter took her own life, and then claimed that he was her friend. That sums up the entitlement of the media class: when ordinary people do it, it’s sick, obsessive hatred. When Desperate Dan Wootton does it, it’s award winning journalism.

Remember, after the Queen died, it did not take long for Wootton to take out his obsession and wave it: “A pitch perfect address to the nation by King Charles III. Vowed to move on from the issues he cares so deeply. Endorsed Wills and Kate as the Prince and Princess of Wales. Expressed his love to Harry and Meghan, even though they plan to trash him”. There was more.

Meghan Markle’s pack of lies to her nodding BFF Oprah Winfrey suggesting the monarchy is a racist institution [she didn’t] and casting doubt on its senior members is now providing a significant boost to the fast-moving republican cause in Jamaica at the worst possible moment. For all their talk of believing in and loving the Commonwealth pre-Megxit [strawman], Harry and Meghan have become the pin-ups for its destruction [no citation]”. And, sadly, more.

As the journalist who broke the most stories about former Suits star Meghan’s tumultuous time in the Royal Family, including the Sussexes decision to Megxit, it’s utter hogwash to suggest her race played any role in the ensuing rows … Meghan wasn’t pushed out of the Royal Family because of ethnicity”. Says over-privileged and over-promoted white man.

His name’s Dan, he’s a desperate man. And increasingly irrelevant.


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8 comments:

Dot and carry One said...

Dim Wonton 'broke' the most stories about the Sussexes only because he was being fed them by his close pal Jason Knauff, who he went to uni with, who was employed by the Cambridge-now-Waleses and passed on malicious lies on their behalf. He's despicable.

Anonymous said...

He's a Glen Slagg. Not worth the proverbial carrot.

Shouldn't be allowed near children or small animals.

A typical representative of British corporate media. Bought-and-paid-for.

Ben Lapointe said...

How did you manage to watch, write about it, and keep your sanity?

Mr Larrington said...

Can’t Heinrich Hamster test the deportation system by sending Wootton to Rwanda? I doubt any court in the land would object to that?

iMatt said...

Funny how the likes of Wooton thinks the degenerate life form and crook Trump is on the side of the British when he screws over his fellow Americans at every opportunity.

Whether it be screwing over building contractors by not paying them (resulting in them having to take him to court and simply claiming on his insurance), scamming attendees who signed up to his Trump ''university'' for $25k a pop or stealing from the American taxpayer when charging Secret Service agents to use the facilities at his golf courses when in attendance.

And the twit Wooton actually thinks Trump loves the British, when in face he hates most people - including most Americans!

Anonymous said...

This man is a perfect idiot who should be kicked out of UK

Anonymous said...

People, like Dan Wooten, are sociopaths at minimum. Intelligent people don’t take them seriously. They are willing tools for those with nefarious agendas. The love of money is the root of their evil. When they look in the mirror what reflects back is pure evil. Hypocrite is their middle name. Karma will repay them.

Anonymous said...

Dan wooton now looking for a begging bowl most likely Rumble to think anyone would fund this creature disgusts me