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Thursday 18 November 2021

Isabel Oakeshott Shops Sex Pest

The very last thing someone accused of a particularly seedy and gratuitous sexual assault needs is for a supposed friend to come along, only to say that, yes, they done it. But that is exactly what mercenary hack Isabel Oakeshott has done for Stanley, the appallingly behaved father of alleged Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

Stan The Less Than Man had been accused of spanking then future Tory MP Caroline Nokes, and this revelation prompted Alibhe Rea of the Staggers to add that Johnson Père had groped her rather more recently, at the 2019 Tory conference. Ms Oakeshott then rode to the rescue. Except what she did actually shopped Stanley as a nailed-on sex pest.

Stanley Johnson enjoying the company of another much younger woman

Posting a photo of her with Johnson Senior - the latter appearing to be in what Private Eye magazine might have termed an overtired state - she told “The charming Stanley Johnson can be a little over-friendly - indeed handsy - but I don’t believe this is one for the police. Officers should focus their limited resources on investigating real crimes”.

Ah, “handsy” - another of those terms that appears in That Tory Spreadsheet. As in “handsy in taxis”. Ms Oakeshott has confirmed that “the charming Stanley Johnson” practices sexual assault. And whether she considers this sort of behaviour unworthy of Police attention is irrelevant. Because it really is one of those “real crimes”.

Moreover, her problem is that Johnson Père’s behaviour fits the characterisation portrayed by Tom Bower - as Jonathan Freedland at the Guardian noted, “as an absent father and violent husband, who punched his wife so hard he broke her nose … faithless and a creep … a lifelong flake: dabbling in jobs, failing at most of them, then using his connections to find something else. He is a parasite, sponging off his in-laws and ‘a professional guest’”.

James Felton summarised Ms Oakeshott’s foot in mouth in a few words: “In his defence he does do this sort of thing”. The Tweeter known as Buddy Hell put it rather more directly: “In your attempt to defend him, you've only gone and outed him as a groper”.

Meanwhile, Jonathan Jones QC concluded “I’m no criminal lawyer, but if I was accused of criminal conduct I don’t think I’d be helped by a character witness saying ‘oh that’s just dear old Jones, he does that sort of thing all the time’”. If only a jury were to be made up of Ms Oakeshott and her pals. But the likelihood of that is vanishingly small.

And while self-promoting TalkRADIO host Julia Harltey Dooda whined plaintively “Is this the same Caroline Noakes?” as if Ms Noakes having had a consensual affair with a younger man made Johnson Senior’s behaviour OK, and then complained “Why bring it up now? Why not simply wallop him in the face at the time? Or report him to CCHQ? Why bring it up 18 years later?” others were less sanguine about what happened.

Kate McCann of Sky News was one of them. “You might be OK with someone being handsy but other women would find that uncomfortable [especially] if younger/less established (I would). Your tweet suggests they ought to just ignore it - it's their problem if they're offended, not his for being ‘over-friendly’. It diminishes them”.

Isabel Oakeshott needs to think before she Tweets. One for the Metropolitan Police.

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J said...

The problem with people like Oakshitt is that she can't stand any story that isn't about her... so she has to insert herself - usually at the detriment of all. (Wasn't she the "reporter" who shopped her source so she could make money and be part of the story, or was that another far-reich grifter larping at being a real reporter?)

I mean, she's going to end up as a prosecution witness the rate she's going...

Then again, she only thinks illegality is wrong when its not one of her lot doing it... as she reports offencive words to the police when its aimed at her, but thinks its beyond the pail to investigate a bloke with a history of domestic violence for groping people - consistent standards ay, not for the likes of Oakshitt.

Anonymous said...

Oakeshitt and sex....Her dead face has all the sex appeal of a dead crab. An "ideal partner" for Bozo The First. A mix of jellies straight from the fridge.

There is a story of octogenarian philosopher Bertrand Russell attempting an assault on a young woman's innocence. The experience, she said, was like dead leaves fluttering up her skirt. In Bozo senior's case it would probably be more akin to ice cubes.


Mr Larrington said...

“Isabel Oakeshott needs to think before she Tweets”

I remain far from convinced that geographically-challenged porridge fangrrl and self-styled jellybean Isabel Talkshitte is capable of anything that would be recognised as “thought” by a competent observer.

Johnspartacusanonymous said...

Straight from the medical fridge full of Petri dishes. Contents all antibiotic resistant

Anonymous said...

Poor old Hartley-stinkythong still sulking that Stan rebuffed her at conference three years consecutive.and as for shitpott …. She’s being dobbed by dickie tice, hardly something to write home about is it?
Personally, I’m more concerned about old dirty bastard being salaried to trott around the globe on ‘official’ climate change business. This week Thailand, next phills then after that a few days in Vietnam I sexspect.

Sam said...

As the victim of a serious sexual crime many decades ago I've always identified with victims who go through all sorts of mental trauma, in many cases putting blame on themselves for somehow placing themselves in a position that assault happens. It's just one reason why many victims do not speak out until ages after an assault. Julie Harley-Brewer should be ashamed making such an ignorant comment. There is no right or wrong time to reveal assault.

Mr Larrington said...

In other Johnson family sex news, the piss-poor Spectator is running an article telling us we should feel sorry for Ghislaine Maxwell: https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/it-s-hard-not-to-pity-ghislaine-maxwell. The byline on this shoddy piece of barrel-scraping is Rachel Johnson. Now you might pity her, Rach, but my sympathy level is on a par with what I'd feel for your animatronic straw bale of a brother if I heard that Dilyn had crapped in his slippers.

Anonymous said...

I remember the story of a UK journalist in New York. Let’s call him Frank. He was small and fat and the woman he approached was much taller.
“I want to make mad, passionate love to you,” he said.
“Well, if you do, and I find out about it, I shall be very cross,” she replied.

Johnspartacusanonymous said...

I'm afraid shame is an irrelevant notion when it comes to Harpies like Oakshott & J H B.
Symptons of the shitty decline of UKainia.