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Tuesday 16 November 2021

Boris, Stanley, And The Groper’s Arms

Many who observed the extra-curricular activities of the Kennedys - JFK being known as “Jack The Zipper”, having had sex with at least three women on the night of his Presidential inauguration in 1961, none of them being his wife, and brother Teddy also being some distance from anything resembling monogamy - concluded that they took after their father. Joe Kennedy treated wife and mistresses equally disgracefully.

Another fine mess, Stanley

It was the thought of “like father, like son” that entered when the news came overnight that the father of alleged Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson had been accused of being what That Tory Spreadsheet might have termed “very inappropriate with women”. Stanley Johnson, presented by our media class as some kind of lovable old eccentric, has been, so it is alleged, drinking more than occasionally in The Groper’s Arms.

As Beth Rigby at Sky News has told, “Caroline Nokes, a former minister and chair of the Women and Equalities Select Committee, says the prime minister's father behaved inappropriately towards her at the Conservative Party Conference in 2003 … Ms Nokes, who has represented Romsey and Southampton North in the Commons since 2010, was at the time the prospective parliamentary candidate for the constituency”. There was more.

She told Sky News, ‘I can remember a really prominent man - at the time the Conservative candidate for Teignbridge in Devon - smacking me on the backside about as hard as he could and going, “oh, Romsey, you've got a lovely seat”’. The candidate was Stanley Johnson, who later failed to get elected”. Probably as well.

Because Ms Nokes’ allegation is not the only one against Johnson Père: Alibhe Rea of the Staggers has added “Stanley Johnson also groped me at a party at Conservative conference in 2019”. Worse, we already know that Stan The Less Than Man has what may be termed significant previous, having been exposed as a domestic abuser who broke his wife’s nose during one of what appear to have been a whole series of physical attacks.

The reaction of Young Labour chair Jess Barnard echoed that of many others: “Stanley Johnson is a creep and domestic abuser who, despite this being well known, has repeatedly been portrayed as a harmless loveable fool by the press and given multiple platforms across our media. Tired of this happening time and time again”.

Including Have I Got News For You, the same platform that did so much to popularise his son. Ash Sarkar suggested that behaviour could, and should, have been called out rather earlier: “As allegations about Stanley Johnson groping women pour out, I’m once again furious that it takes victims disclosing in the most public way possible for anyone to take the ‘open secret’ of someone’s creepy behaviour seriously”. And then came Bozo.

Because, yes, like father, like son, he also faced those accusations. And when claims were made that he had groped journalist Charlotte Edwardes, guess what? “Nicky Morgan, the culture secretary and former minister for women, gave her wholehearted backing to the prime minister, saying there is ‘no truth in these allegations’, while housing minister, Esther McVey, suggested journalists needed to go back and check it really happened”.

The grotesque sight of Tory ministers covering up for a sex pest, allied to the media class treating two such pests like amiable buffoons. This needs calling out - not covering up.

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Anonymous said...

If John Kennedy was half as "active" as bullshit hype has it....he'd be in a large bottle in Harvard Med, not in Arlington. That back brace of his wouldn't have lasted more than two sessions.

Meanwhile, anybody wanting to "couple" with Nokes should be treated for Austin-type bestiality.

Anonymous said...

Please. Caroline: I'm on active duty here.

Mr Larrington said...

And immediately below this story: a shitvert headlined “Find Your Asian Soulmate”. It's like the Daily Fail round 'ere…

[“No. No, it is not!” – Ed.]

Anonymous said...

In my spam folder I'm in high demand by single women. To much reading Mail Online I presume.

Anonymous said...


Oh purLEASE........

Caroline Nokes is the tory MP for Romsey and Southampton North. On Wednesday 21st November 2018 she appeared in front of the Home Affairs Committee and was asked questions concerning asylum seekers who were allocated rat-infested accommodation. This was her response:


Anonymous said...

Oo look. It's not as though she hasn't got "form".

Even in the Daily Heil.


Anonymous said...

From 1972. Guess what followed...