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Wednesday 2 September 2009

Stop Arsène About

Uefa have made their decision, and every viewing of the replay supports them: Arsenal striker Eduardo has been handed a two match ban for the latest incarnation of the Jürgen Klinsmann memorial dive. Gunners supporters will no doubt feel aggrieved, but neutrals will welcome a firm stand against what nice people call simulation, and those of a brutally honest disposition call cheating.

Unfortunately, Arsenal manager Arsène “Clouseau” Wenger is having difficulty admitting that Eduardo’s behaviour is out of order, describing Uefa’s pursuit of his man as a “witch hunt”.

Perhaps someone can get “Clouseau” on the pheune, tell him he has no rheum for argument, and not to meunkey about any further.

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