Top Six - February 5

So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have to be out and about later. So there.

6 Trump Protest - Mail Blames Lineker The inmates of the Northcliffe House bunker decided that the protests against Combover Crybaby Donald Trump were all the fault of those rotten Slebs, and Gary Lineker turned up at the one on Whitehall, so it was all his doing.

5 Nigel Farage - A Liar And A Bigot The former UKIP Oberscheissenführer appeared on the BBC’s Sunday Politics, where he lied through his teeth as usual - until host Andrew Neil called him out.

4 What Has The Sun Got On Keith Vaz? Two very different sources claim that significant dirt on the Labour MP is being held back - and that the dirt would be career ending. And it looks like the Sun is the paper doing the holding back.

3 Don’t Menshn Rogue POTUS Staff (thankfully) former MP Louise Mensch tried to out an anonymous Twitter feed, failed, and threw a spectacular mardy strop.

2 Guido Fawked - Paul Nuttall Spin FAIL The perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the Guido Fawkes blog tried to spin the Nuttall story away from his nomination papers and failed miserably.

1 Piers Morgan - Another Own Goal The former Screws and Daily Mirror editor tried once more to wing it with an interview on Good Morning Britain with left-leaning activist Owen Jones. He failed to do his research, then tried to bluster his way through without letting anyone get a word in edgeways. It didn’t work.

And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!