Top Six - November 3

So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have archiving stuff to do later. So there.

6 Mark François - Famous Last Words He trusted Bozo The Clown. He wasn’t the first to be conned. And he won’t be the last.

5 Chicken Bozo’s Farewell To Uxbridge Looks like Bozo may chicken out of contesting his own constituency in the upcoming General Election, preferring instead to go off to ultra-safe Sevenoaks.

4 Bozo Screws Up His Own Campaign Our alleged Prime Minister lost control of his own bill for enabling a General Election with a simple majority. No comment.

3 Katie Hopkins Naked Stunt Imminent The pro-am motormouth decreed that the UK was so certain to leave the EU by the end of October that she would strip if it didn’t. It didn’t. But she is probably a bigger liar anyway.

2 Michael Gove - Late Night, Was It? A series of wayward late night Twitter interventions suggested that Sarah “Vain” Vine was not the only one in the Gove household who should not drink and Tweet.

1 Question Time Lets Oakeshott Lie AGAIN An audience member correctly claimed that Vote Leave stood accused of criminal wrongdoing. Then host Fiona Bruce loused up, allowing Isabel Oakeshott to loudly declaim a series of untrue statements.

And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!