Top Six - February 4

So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I domestic stuff to do later. So there.

6 Darren Osborne - Mail Silent Where could the Finsbury Park terrorist Darren Osborne have got the impression that Jeremy Corbyn and Sadiq Khan were themselves terrorists? No word yet from the Northcliffe House bunker.

5 Tory Marginal MP Insults Her Voters Thurrock MP Jackie Doyle Price is sitting on a majority of just 345. But she still told concerned cabbies living in the area to run along and ask a Policeman, rather than expecting her to help them.

4 UKIP - It Really Is The End If the Kippers have to pay MEP Jane Collins’ legal bills in full, it is likely to kill the party stone dead. Just rejoice at that news.

3 Jacob Rees Mogg - Pants On Fire The Member for times long past gave the impression that he and junior minister Steve Baker had conspired to mislead the Commons over what was said about the Government’s Brexit assessment.

2 Rees Mogg Fracas Deflection BUSTED The right-wing boo-boys were quick to pin a scuffle at an event where Jacob Rees Mogg was speaking on the nearest Corbyn supporter. Which was most convenient, as the protest only turned violent when a Tory thug waded in and punched a young woman protestor.

1 Henry Bolton’s Army Career WASN’T The embattled UKIP leader appears to have not only invented his degree qualifications, but a significant part of his military record as well.

And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!