One plus point about the tabloid press is the frequently
direct language: there’s no driving it round the houses with the red-tops. The
problem with this approach, though, is that, on the occasions on which they
foul up – and this does tend to happen more than occasionally – it’s just a
teensy bit obvious. And one paper that fouls up more than occasionally is the
Super Soaraway Currant Bun.
But Rupe’s downmarket troops are also shameless, so they
return to subjects after the event, brandishing 20/20 hindsight and hoping that
nobody has a long enough memory to call them out. So it was today when
non-bullying political editor Tom Newton Dunn Tweeted his opinion about the
state of Iraq, pushing an editorial which may just have been authored by
Himself Personally Now.
Under the heading “Price
of failure”, readers are told “The
naivety of successive Governments over Iraq – and later Afghanistan – is an
embarrassment”. Not just Governments, Tom, but do go on: “From the enthusiasm with which Tony Blair
sold Britain the idea of invasion in 2003”. So it was Tone who sold the
Iraq adventure single-handed, was it, Murdoch hacks? Not your
boss, by any chance?
Nowt to do with us, Guv
To that I call bullshit: the right-leaning press was in on
the deal from the start. It wasn’t so much
cheerleading, as a baying mob howling down anyone who dared show dissent. Some of the
headlines were so OTT as to be unimaginable now: while the Telegraph and Times were merely onside, the Daily
Star howled “Mad Saddam Ready to
Attack: 45 Minutes from a Chemical War”.
And what did the Sun do with failed deputy political editors, Tom?
Ah, memories, eh? “Weapons
of mass destruction” that never were, and therefore could not be deployed
within 45 minutes. In turn, that brought back memories of those Cold War scare
stories that suggested the Russians had ICBMs aimed at the UK which would vaporise
us all within four minutes of launch. The Yanks, on the other hand, would get a
full 20 minutes before getting wiped out.
Yes, Trevor Kavanagh is indeed a tragic figure
That was probably crap as well. But back to the run-up to
the Iraq invasion, and the paper that
outdid everyone else went with “BRITS
45mins FROM DOOM ... Cyprus within missile range”. That paper assured its
readers that Saddam Hussein was just one year away from securing nuclear
weaponry. We had to “GET HIM”. Hell,
the article even criticised Saddam’s Human Rights record.
And which newspaper would that have been, Tom Newton Dunn?
Yes, the very one at which you are now working – The Sun. When it comes to “naivety”,
and “enthusiasm” for selling the idea
of invasion, no other paper came close, even bellyaching about human rights –
another of those subjects which has become rather more flexible when it’s used
to kick the hated EU.
I give you Tom Newton
Dunn, Rupert Murdoch’s personal one man shower of shit.
I was going to post: nail. head. on.
ReplyDeletebut then I realised I couldn't be arsed.
then I put my 3rd glass of leffe down and thought a little.
nail, head, etc..