Following Osborne’s Budget statement came the response from
Mil The Younger. And following that was a horde of clueless Tory MPs and
unthinking pundits ready to put the boot in. The
prize specimen among the latter was Dan Hodges, formerly the Colonel
Nicholson of the Labour Party, telling “Budget
2014: Ed Miliband's wretched, incoherent response showed that he is not ready
to be PM”.
Not being ousted just yet
Yes, this time he knew the score, and was going to put the
boot in. Moreover, he was so important that Miliband would have to sit up and
take notice: “As regular readers may
know, I’m not the Labour leader’s biggest fan. I’ve got absolutely nothing
against him personally, and on those occasions we’ve bumped into each other
he’s been polite and funny and generous with his time”.
A Tory droid speaks ...
See? This isn’t just any old rant from another of those who
inhabits the bear pit that is Telegraph
blogs, it’s from someone who moves in really, really important circles. And he
says Ed was rubbish yesterday! So, it seems, do a variety of Tory MPs, to no
surprise at all. “That was an awful
response to Budget from Ed Miliband. A pre-scripted, embarrassing performance.
Labour MPs look rightly glum” was typical.
... followed by another obedient servant ...
That was from Tracey Crouch, who took the approved attack
lines (“pre-scripted”? She doesn’t
know. What the heck. Looks good. Might sound good on telly). So did Harriet
Baldwin: “Did anyone catch any economic
policy in Ed Miliband’s woeful speech? Sounded like a grumpy rant in a
socialist workers’ bar” she trilled. Yes, the I-speak-your-weight brigade
was on good form.
... and three in a row means more bingo!
But what about the supposedly ever-present threat to
Miliband’s leadership? Fear not, Greg Hands is here, and he knows the threat is
real (in his own world): “Labour front
bench has emptied after that car crash speech from Ed Miliband. Off plotting?
You’d better watch your back, Ed” he sniped. Yes, it wasn’t only Grant “Spiv” Shapps who was playing bingo
yesterday.
Eh? Is he being serious?
That was not how some Labour supporters saw it: Sunny Hundal
was unequivocal in his positive assessment of Miliband’s response: “Miliband confidently on the offensive. He
knows his narrative about cost of living is strong”. Now, Sunny
occasionally gets shedloads of stick for his stances, but this one turned out
to be on the money. There were two reasons for this.
Yes he is. And he's done his homework
As he then pointed out, “Ed
Miliband office confirms Labour leader was not given redacted budget statement an
hour before Osborne stood up, as is normal” (no wonder the Tories had their
scripts ready). So he did the best he could, given the Tories had deliberately
shat on him. And what got into the evening TV news programmes pushed his
message home most effectively.
Yet still the Tories underestimate him. More fool them.
Meanwhile, Louise Mensch is desperately trying to get 'Ed Miliband hates beer' or some such nonsense to trend to take everyone's mind of bingo.
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