Top Six – September 1

So what’s hot, and what’s not, in the past week’s blogging? Here are the six most popular posts on Zelo Street for the past seven days, counting down in reverse order, because, well, I have domestic stuff to do. So there.

6 Boris Talks Crap On Migration London’s occasional Mayor decided the UK should let in more Australians, because they speak English and watch Top Gear. It was no coincidence that he made his decision while in, er, Australia.

5 Miliband – Pundit Idiocy Exposed All the column inches dedicated to telling readers that Mil The Younger was “weak” and ready to be dumped by Labour. And then came the Thursday recall of Parliament, showing that the punditry had been talking out of its collective backside.

4 Don’t Menshn The War Listen up, Twitter people, because Louise Mensch knows absolutely everything about military intervention in Syria. So how much is that? Er, not very much, really.

3 UKIP Clown Conned By Telegraph Whopper Dopey Roger Helmer, who uses the European Parliament to catch up on his sleep, swallowed an article claiming that Estonia was self sufficient in energy because of shale gas. But Estonia doesn’t have any shale gas.

2 So Farewell Then Dan Hodges The Colonel Nicholson of the Labour Party finally threw the ultimate mardy strop because his party leader turned out to be a politician. Very few noticed. Even less of their number cared.

1 Guido Fawked – Kangaroo Not Tied Down Rolf Harris was charged with a number of historic offences. The perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the Guido Fawkes blog claimed prescience. So this post from January was pointed up again, to show that they were talking rubbish.

And that’s the end of another blogtastic week, blog pickers. Not ‘arf!