Another day, another lookalike for you lucky people. And not
for the first time, we contrast someone appallingly pretentious who can’t get
into their head that many see them as a figure of fun with a figure that is
equally pretentious, and equally a figure of fun. We remain in the fertile
territory of right-wing Clever People Who Talk Loudly In Restaurants, where the
finest specimens of empty pretentiousness can be found.
Pretentious figure of fun
And here is today’s example of pretentiousness made reality:
he wasn’t important enough for Wikipedia, but Raheem Kassam, PR man for the
Henry Jackson Society (HJS) and self-styled “executive editor” of serially dishonest group rantfest The Commentator, strikes a very
important pose. Laid back, self-assured and with that air of academic aloofness
– who could that remind you of?
Another pretentious figure of fun
Well, that’s not a very difficult one for those whose light
reading matches the cerebral level of The
Commentator and HJS. Yes, if you’ve ever read the equally challenging Beano once in a while, you’ll recognise
those qualities in Dennis The Menace’s smug adversary Walter The Softie. Kassam
hasn’t yet graduated to openly wearing a bow tie, but give him time and he’ll
be there.
As to the qualities required, he fits the bill too: Walter
is described as “dull, sneaky, swotty and
cowardly”. Yep, that’s Raheem Kassam in a nutshell. Or even a wingnutshell.
More lookalikes to follow, folks. It’s daft not to.
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