A police officer has apprehended two young men for cycling whilst naked. No prizes for figuring out that it didn’t happen in the UK: the location was Whangamata, in New Zealand. The officer decided to allow the pair to go free, but warned them to wear protective headgear in future.
So there you have it – nude cycling is OK, provided you wear a helmet.
No further comment necessary. Frankie Howerd would have strung that one out to fill a half hour show.